January 2012
The new year hasn't even started and I already...
December 2011
What have I become?
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What I never understood was why I still have friends. I’m actually surprised I haven’t burned every single fucking bridge I built. Well most I know I have left without maintenance. Those will soon break apart.
I am a despicable person. I should not be allowed to have any contact with society.
Why all of you still talk to me I will never know.
Why the fuck is it always me?
No one should ask me for relationship advice.
Seriously…..I like being alone. Why would you think I would give you GOOD relationship advice?!
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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me: who wants to kiss me on midnight on new years
everyone:
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Watch
“OMG DONT BOMB US”
LOL I’M STILL DYING
BEST OMEGLE EVER.
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That awkward moment when Santa ACTUALLY brings you...
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Remember when we all thought we'd be addicted to...
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